Joke of the Month

 

 

 Q. What’s black and white and makes lots of noise?

A. A zebra with a drum kit. 

 

Q. How do you make seven an even number?

A: Take out the s.

 

 

Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!

Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa – baa – cue!

Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!

Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam

Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box

Q:What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
A:All sorts of antics!

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!

Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.

He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”
The guy stumbles around and says, “Um.. no.. um.. what happened?”

The neighbor replies, “We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and some idiot had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.